I got 99 problems ( but a bitch ain't one)
after listening to 99 problems by jay z i realize we all have 99 problems ( but a bitch ain't one) and i decided in a better attempt to aliviate stress i should put down these 99 problems (in no paticular order)...
1. making an entry in live journal when i said i'd never do it again.
2.why judd nelson's role in transformers the movie as hotrod/ roddimus prime is totally underappreciated.
3. brian micheal bendis isn't a new york times best seller.
4. waiting for the feds to bust me for "illeagly" downloading music
5. driving without my drivers licence ( it's lost somewhere)
6. finding a good pair of pants
7. how people will never understand how sweet the solo on "sweet child of mine" is.
8. how people keep fucking with the wu tang clan
9. no one takes the cowbell seriously ( see "99problems, "don't fear the reaper", "welcome to the jungle", most of licesned to ill, "house of jelous lovers", which proves it rocks)
10. sleep ( it's the cause of death)
11. how i feel i'm the only one that feels a clockwork orange is just about being a kid and fucking around.
12. being mistaken for white ( when i'm not)
13 being mistaken for being hispanic ( when i'm definetly not)
14. people always stare at me when i tell them my parents are multi racial and from jamaca
15. people who don't see the "five deadly venoms" as cinimatically equal to a movie such as "breakfast at tiffinies"
16. smoking out an entire pack of dunhill's in one night.
17. how people refuse to recognize that jackie chan is better then jet lei
18. the brakes on my car.
19. when someone drinks the last of your vodka
20. axel rose is a shell of his former self.
21. south jersey is a cultural wateland
22. living in south jersey, the cultural wasteland
23. buying books when i have five books that i have yet to finish
24. nobody is kung fu fighting anymore (those cats were fast as lightning)
25. waiting for the next harry potter book
26. no steady supply of british candy in the states
27. 28. 29. working at regal
30. 31. 32. 33. 34. working at american eagle
35. still a year away from drinking leagly
36. the 28 million put into selective service
37. liking that von bondies song "c'mon c'mon"
38. morrisey with a gun disturbs me
39. never being a karate master
40. my sister stealing my karate kid and kill bill dvd's
41. the star wars special edition box set with added sceans (ruins the fucking trilogy)
42. not being able to play guitar right
43. how merlot is underappreciated by my generation
44. "emo" became a 5 cent buzz word
45. so called "emo" bands
46. no one understands that the bass player makes the band ( see "six pack" by black flag, "dancing shoes" by the murder city devils)
47. i still don't own the bjork live boxset
48. there is a hole in the cover of my kraftwork "computer world" lp.
49. vynal is underappreciated
50. my record needle is dead.
51. wishing i could be iggy pop
52. indian food from trader joe's that tastes good but hurts my stomach
53. wondering why the mini disk is sooooo underapreciated
54. my cell phone's battery life
55. wondering why the smiths, the cure, the police, a tribe called quest and bob marley get played in american eagle when most of the people that shop there don't like those bands.
56. fire works being illeagal in new jersey.
57. how dissapointing it was to see radiohead live
58. yelling at people
59. the bush administration
60. noone takes nader seriously
61. how noone has the decency to pick up their trash at the movie theater
62. a morning without coffee
63. foes that wanna see my casket closed (ok thats jay - z's but i'm paranoid to belive there are people after me)
64. winter weather
65. summer weather
66. no new graphic novels (comics) on wednesdays
67. spending shitloads of money on grahpic novels
68. how noone can get my vanilla late right
69. how high the gas prices have got
70. not being able to eat count chocula anymore
71. when noone belives me that you can live off of cereal alone
72. when bananas get mushy
73. running out of hamburger buns for veggie burgers
74. reality t.v.
75. when my relitives visit
76. my future
77. paying for beer at a party
78. buffalo 66 is $30 on dvd
79. not being able to sleep in on saturdays
80. mowing the lawn
81. when you see john karry as the lesser of two evils
82. noone plays the original streetfighter nowadays
83. getting my nintendo to work
84. feeling miserable
85. never being able to stay awake during the new chris rock special
86. most magazines banning the "boon docks"
87. not being able to swing through your town like your neighbor hood spider man
88. missing the first sceane from coffee and ciggerettes
89. the jukebox at prince dosn't play "welcome to the jungle"
90. bands stealing fugazi's riffs ( eve 6 and 311 will burn in hell)
91. 311 fucking up the cure's "love song" by turning it into a reggea "punk" song
92. wanting to cancel my subscription to entertainment weekly but i can't because i'm a pop culture junky
93. clear channel
94. gross violation of our constitutional rights done by the bush administration
95. my sigur ros cd skips
96. not being able to download iron maidan's number of the beast
97. feeling as though being articulate is a handicap in this new mellenium
98. i can no longer party like it's 1999
99. acctually finding the time to figure out i have 99 problems and a bitch ain't one, which kinda depresses me.
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